I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between